thecatalogues:

ampervadasz:

Kitty!… long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?… OUPPY

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

mymarifae:

i love this tweet very much

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

plinys-titties:

tyronepowerbottom:

oh wow the next gen Pokemon games just leaked

tranny-fragrance:

fodsley:

tranny-fragrance:

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

this is so fuckign stressful

freshpickle:

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

dreidels:

hey there delilah what’s it like in roku city

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

intactics:

this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass

falseobject:

“ingredients you can pronounce!!!” actually i’m great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

lady-harrowhark:

inkskinned:

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

tearlessrain:

a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

m3djed:

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

mousemilf:

its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.